Let's Play....photo shop included.....

I was tagged by Heather over at Sugar N Spice to do this little game and thought it was a really cute idea.

The rules are:

1. Go to your Sixth Picture Folder then pick your Sixth Picture.
2. Pray that you remember the details.
3. Tag 5 others.
4. Pay my mortgage (just kidding, I read that this morning & I've be laughing ever since!)
   

I'm tagging- Sweetened*Taters, 7 Acers of Heaven, Jen at Work, Maddness of Me, and finally Divine Secrets of a Pastoral Princess.

I almost didn't even want to post my picture after I realized who was in it! Instead of being a sore sport about the game......I took it upon myself to use the picture but be creative with my edits.

My picture was taken at my sweet little niece, Lil' BIGWOOD's 1st birthday party in December 2007. She is held by her father THE INFAMOUS.....Mr. BIGWOOD.

I know, I know...it's a little harsh! The important thing is.....I played the game!

100 Things About Me...You Wish You Didn't Know!

1. I really am a Procrastinating Perfectionist! I'll wait until the last minute possible to do just about ANYTHING. When I do finally decide to work on something, I stress until it's absolutely perfect or the deadline comes first and I NEVER do as great of a job as I could because I waited too long!
2. I still love my husband, The Pepsi Guy, after 10 years..... but he completely annoys the shit out of me.....almost everyday!
3. My daughter, Good Girl, is an only child. I desperately want to have another baby but I am terrified that #2 will be exactly like her..... and I can't handle two of them!
4. You will hardly ever see me without a smile on my face. I really am one of those annoying optimistic, make you feel better about yourself kind of person.
5. I have no problem finding humor in everything. EVERYTHING!
6. My girlfriends once give me a light up button that said "If you're looking for FUN, Follow Me"! I still have it.
7. I have 2 Best Friends and both for completely different reasons.
8. I drink black coffee because I like the taste.
9. Chai Tea is my favorite drink from Starbucks. I also like Christmas Blend when it’s in season.
10. I don't really care for chocolate and I could live the rest of my life without ever tasting it again!
11. I don't like ice cream. I prefer a slushy or popsicles instead.
12. Grape is my favorite artificial flavor.....except during pregnancy and then it was Lemon.
13. I used to be a good dancer. I think GG sucked the good moves out of me at birth. Now I dance like my mom.
14. I’m a really bad singer but that doesn’t stop me from performing Delta Dawn on Karaoke in front of a large audience.
15. My real parents divorced when I was 4yrs. old. They are so different from each other that I can't possibly imagine or remember them being married. They are still friends.
16. My real mom is like my best girlfriend. We can tell each other anything over a cigarette and black coffee.
17. I call my parents Ken & Barbie. My father remarried when I was 6yrs. old and they were the "family structure" I remember. And that's their real name. No Shit!
18. Barbie is 47yrs. old and she was diagnosed with brain cancer this past January. I couldn't imagine my life without her.
19. I am one of 4 siblings. I share characteristics of each one of them but they are exactly opposite of each other. We label ourselves as income levels.
20. Mr. BIGWOOD is the oldest. Upper Class. We are both stubborn, have never gotten along and neither one of us are willing to compromise with each other.
21. Next is me, Kimmguru. Upper Middle. I am the staple of the siblings and each one of them know that I am the responsible and level headed. I keep us balanced.
22. Nicholas aka Nickface. Lower Middle. He is the funniest person I know. The face of a million expressions or personalities. His natural beauty is almost breath taking, like me!
23. Kid Sister is the baby. Lower Class. She is exactly 10yrs & 2wks younger then I. We are far enough apart to both be daddy's girls.
24. I have a mole on my left butt cheek. I share this family trait with my dad, 3 other siblings and GG now has one too.
25. I still need my Daddy's approval or opinion on all major decision regarding my life.....despite the fact that I am 30yrs. old and have a mortgage!
26. I live in southwest Ohio and I have never been to the state of Michigan in my entire life....yet I hate their College Football Team. Go Bucks!
27. I've owed my public library an overdue fine of $7.38 for almost 5 years. They still allow me to check out books as long as it's under $10, so I never intend to pay it!
28. Despite the fact that my thighs sometimes rub together, I'm actually a very athletic person.
29. I believe I suffer from over active sweat glands.
30. Sometime I even check to see if I have pit stains or do the pit sniff even though I seldom have stains & only smell my antiperspirant.
31. I am a terrible money manager! TPG & I still have separate bank accounts and some how my name is on all of them.
32. Sometimes I sneak money from TPG in $20 increments and pay him back later. He has never noticed!
33. I've been drinking Cherry Vodka all summer long & I almost can't stand to have one more.
34. Sometimes when I’m drunk….. THEY make me wear a helmet!
35. I am a recovering Mafia Wars Addict. Sobriety has been good to me.
36. My blog often suffers because of writers block or anxiety to produce good material. I've been known to post multiple times a day and have a three week dry spell.
37. When I was a young teen, my friends & I would sneak out of the house and walk the streets. We would dive in the ditches when a car came but we never did anything “bad”.
38. My high school sweetheart's last name was Kimmey. My name would have been Kim Kimmey if we'd have gotten married. LOL...So Stupid!!
39. I've only held two grudges in my entire life. One from the "friend" in high school who stole my #38 and the current grudge I'm holding against Mr. BIGWOOD.
40. I still like to flirt with nerdy high school boys because I know one day they’ll be rich and handsome.
41. In high school I was in a Public Service Announcement commercial about recycling. My character was a milk jug….super gay!
42. My favorite candy of all time is “NERDS” by Willy Wonka.
43. I don't have a jealous bone in my entire body. Honestly!
44. I believe in the super natural and paranormal state.
45. When I was 6yrs. old, I witnessed my grandma have an out of body experience. I saw her actual "spirit" leave her body while she was napping. This spirit walked around the room checking on things. My father always told me she claimed to be "ESP".
46. I try to convince people that I have "ESP". Sometimes I believe I really do!
47. I didn't learn to ride a bike until I was at least 10 years old.
48. I sucked my two fingers and twirled my hair simultaneously until I was in the 8th grade.
49. My Papaw BIGWOOD nicknamed me Two Fingered Sam because of that.
50. I thought my real name was Sam and I actually told people that until I was at least 5yrs. old.
51. I still twirl my hair out of habit when I’m bored.
52. I wanted to be a “Goonie” when I grew up!
53. I love garage sales. Last week I found GG the cutest pair of plaid Baby Gap rain boots for 50 cents.
54. I am a list maker. Sometimes I make list for my list and can often work from several of them at the same time.
55. Reading Craigslist Missed Connections is one of my favorite past times.
56. James Patterson is my favorite author and I finish his novels within 3 days of starting them.
57. I love to read GG Dr. Seuss books and Shell Silverstein poetry. She loves to mock me when I change expressions in my voice.
58. I have seriously considered being a surrogate mother but will probably donate my eggs instead.
59. I doubt that I could/would ever want to be a stay at home mom, but I sometimes daydream about it while I’m at work.
60. I have enough hand-me-down boxes of clothes stored in my shed that GG could be fully dressed for all seasons until Kindergarten and still not wear everything. I'm talking about the hand-me-downs that you really look forward to getting name brands, no stains, organized by size & seasons.
61. I feel guilty about not having to buy GG a lot of new clothes. So, I spend a fortune on her elaborate shoe collection.
62. Everyday I tell GG that it’s some ones birthday that we know. So we call them up and she’ll sing Happy Birthday to them while we wear party our hats and dance.
63. If I could choose a super hero power, it would be to read peoples mind any time I wanted to.
64. If I were to ever be a lesbian I would choose....my Girl Crush who lives in West Virginia. She is so much like me that it's scary sometimes.
65. I love all music by Lisa Loeb.
66. I spend exactly $3.07 at McDonald's at least once a week. Usually on Wednesday or Friday.
67. My first real job ever was a waitress at Waffle House. It's still my favorite place to eat, Hands Down!
68. I am such a lousy decorator. The walls of my house are almost completely bare. Sad, I know!
69. I buy flowers to plant in the yard every single year and pledge to take care of them. I have never stayed committed to my pledge and they all die by mid-summer.
70. TPG does 99% of the cooking in our home...because he like to! He also does 75% of the cleaning and I really appreciate that he makes such a good wife!
71. I have 3 adult cats and 3 litter boxes. I haven’t cleaned out a litter box since I found out I was pregnant. GG turned 2 in August and TPG always bitches about it!
72. I’m not really a “Cat Person”.
73. I wear very little or almost no makeup but eyeliner is a must to leave the house.
74. I always try to grow my hair out but ended up cutting it off into one of my two favorite styles.
75. I often talk really loud and seldom think before I speak.
76. I’m addicted to celebrity gossip. I check two different websites, several times a day.
77. I have a secret crush on Ashton Kutcher and didn’t even know it until I saw The Guardian.
78. I am a complete texting retard. It takes me forever to compose a simple message.
79. I have a new friend from Tennessee who has a heavy southern accent. The longer I hang out with her, the more I pick it up.
80. I still like to wish on the first star I see with “Star light, star bright”.
81. Sled Riding is my favorite thing to do after the first snow fall.
82. Halloween is my favorite holiday and we often dress in costumes.
83. I always wanted to be Wonder Woman for Halloween. I finally did and almost got into 3 physical altercations in one night. People just don’t like “The Good Guys” any more.
84. I suffer from severe “Midget Phobia”. Anyone under 4’6” is off limits and I’ll have a complete meltdown.
85. I wish I knew how to play the piano and have considered offering lessons to GG if she is interested.
86. I spent a fortune on scrap book supplies and only completed one book.
87. I like to drink wine and wish I knew more about it. I drank wine and scrap booked….see #86
88. I often dream of winning the lottery, even though I seldom play.
89. If I did win millions of dollars, I would own water front properties in Lake Cumberland, Ky and Siesta Key Fl.
90. I love to go to the beach every year and hang out by the pool. TPG hates that!
91. I would also have 3 Alpaca’s and name them Larry, Curly and Moe. GG loves Alpacas.
92. I absolutely hate the way the words llama and cul-de-sac are pronounced. They are like nails on the chalk board to me.
93. Seafood is my favorite cuisine. I could eat it everyday.
94. Pico de Galo and Guacamole are my favorite foods of all time. So Yummy!
95. I pray almost every night but I haven’t been to church in a long time.
96. I haven’t been back because they asked me to teach the 2yr. old Sunday School class. Would you want me to teach your kids about God?
97. In 2^nd grade, I put paper nickels in the church offering. They didn’t think it was as funny as I did.
98. I ate scrambled eggs in 2^nd grade for breakfast. I later got sick and puked on my teachers red patent leather shoes. She wasn’t very happy.
    

99. My most embarrassing moment ever is when I got drunk at the Rodeo. I passed out in the squatting position with my pants/thong around my ankles while resting my head on the public toilet seat. Security BUSTED the door open like a Swat Team and escorted me to the medic station to sober up. *Priceless*
100. I still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up!