Beat My Chicken.....

Oh....I'm sorry! I meant "Eat Mor Chikin"

Here's Good Girl's Happy Ween 2008 costume.

Chick-Fila Cow

I couldn't believe the enormous response to her costume! She was voted "Best Costume" in our neighborhood and people were going out of their way to come up and see her. I wasn't expecting all the attention .......I mean....geez, she's just a cow! GG was loving the spot light! She would "moo" and the occasionally bark like a puppy. When she finally realized that a simple "tick teet" would filll her spider bucket up with chocolate treats....that shit was on! She was great about saying thank you too, which totally surprised me.

The highlight of my 2008 beggars night came when she started telling people to "Eat Mor Chikin".......but she eventually she forgot what or how to say it. Being the genius 2yr old that she is.....she totally compromised with...... "Beat My Chicken". Her fans went crazy, taking pictures while laughing and she continued to march around the yard drawing a bigger & bigger crowd.

Even better......the cow costume was an old hand-me-down and it didn't cost a dime! I made the signs at work...for free! My only expense for the halloween gig was the spider bucket that can be used year after year and I dropped a whole $3 on it at the weekend warehouse! Watching GG march around our front yard like a New York City street performer .....singing "Beat My Chicken".....PRICELESS!!!

Happy "Ween"

at least that's what GG would say!

I'm sorry I've not posted this week. I've been feeling sick, incredibly busy and received more bad news about my mom's cancer. I'll try to post more next week when things hopefully return back to normal.....or at least Kimmguru Normal.....which isn't really considered normal to most!

Enough with the sad poor me party. It's Halloween and it's such a great reason to celebrate....bitches!

Tonight is the the debut of Bobby Light and his Dirty Girl for the big costume party. I must secretly admit that my idea of a Dirty Girl is so dead on to Peggy Bundy that I've really considered telling people that's who I am tonight.

So.....have fun & be safe!

Coming to the rescue.....

The Pepsi Guy decided that he wanted to be "Bobby Light" from Rob & Big as his Halloween Costume this year. We have a great party to go to and the costumes really should be excellent from what we've heard so far!


There was no changing his mind about it either.....regardless of my persuasive tactics at encouraging the Bush & Tush ideal!So, in supporting TPG in his Big Halloween Adventure, I have been asked to go as a "dirty girl". I shit you not! I don't really mind because the costume is actually pretty easy, so you would think. I picked up these gem of a pant at the local thrift store for $1.
Skin thigh leopard print stretch pants. Seriously folks....it doesn't get any trasher then that right there! These pants are such a big hit at my house that I would have possibly paid nearly $2 if I'd known the love they've been shown.

I think TPG has a thing for trashy, dirty girls! GG loves the pants even more the he does....like that's possible! I have to keep these gems hidden from her....because if she even spots a glimpse of them, she'll ask me to put on my "Diego Pants".

I'm glad Halloween is just a few weeks away. I'm afraid that if I have to wear these pants one more time I may have a debilitating limp from the wicked camel toe.