Meet the Woolsies!

Okay, so everyone knows that one family who drives that beat up woody station wagon that has at least 9 dirty kids running around with trailer baby feet, on their way to the laundry mat. I would like for you to meet "The Woolsies"!

I don't really know how or where the whole Woolsie theory even got started BUT I do know that every single person alive has a little Woolsie in them. This is a proven fact. Every time you do something or go somewhere and you hope and pray no one sees you because you'll be completely embarrassed.......that's Woolsie.

I must admit that my family becomes Woolsies far more then I care to imagine. The Woolsie aways seem to come out on vacation. I can not explain why but you would have thought we have never traveled before. A perfect example: Siesta Keys Florida 2007; Kimmguru, TPG, GG & TPG's brother fly to Florida while the "In-laws" drive down. Hoping to save a few bucks on a rental car we decided it was an excellent idea to have 5 grown adults and a car seat travel the state of Florida in a Jeep Liberty. In other words, someone had to ride all week in the back hatch/trunk area. Granted it wasn't completely uncomfortable but far more embarrassing as passer-byers laugh and pointed at our over crowded "station-wagon". Keep in mind this is a mild version of being Woolsie and also one of the many reason my daughter will need that therapy we previously discussed.

If any of the following examples apply to you or your family.......well .......that makes you a Woolsie:

• Go to the laundry mat more then once a year, regardless of the reason (Laundry Mat = 100% Woolsie)
• You have a yearly garage sale or shop at garage sales
• Missing any obvious teeth........or any teeth at all
• Have a vehicle that doesn't run anywhere on your property
• Have a family reunion in Kentucky
• Chew tobacco of any sort
• Blow snot-rockets in public
• Have more the 6 children and are not Catholic
• You see someone you know in public and they avoid you like the plague

Please keep in mind that this is a small list and is not limited to the action that can make you a Woolsie. It can happen at any time so please be prepared!

I'm pretty SURE this is The Woolsie Family Reunion.......in Kentucky!