Meet the Woolsies!

Okay, so everyone knows that one family who drives that beat up woody station wagon that has at least 9 dirty kids running around with trailer baby feet, on their way to the laundry mat. I would like for you to meet "The Woolsies"!

I don't really know how or where the whole Woolsie theory even got started BUT I do know that every single person alive has a little Woolsie in them. This is a proven fact. Every time you do something or go somewhere and you hope and pray no one sees you because you'll be completely embarrassed.......that's Woolsie.

I must admit that my family becomes Woolsies far more then I care to imagine. The Woolsie aways seem to come out on vacation. I can not explain why but you would have thought we have never traveled before. A perfect example: Siesta Keys Florida 2007; Kimmguru, TPG, GG & TPG's brother fly to Florida while the "In-laws" drive down. Hoping to save a few bucks on a rental car we decided it was an excellent idea to have 5 grown adults and a car seat travel the state of Florida in a Jeep Liberty. In other words, someone had to ride all week in the back hatch/trunk area. Granted it wasn't completely uncomfortable but far more embarrassing as passer-byers laugh and pointed at our over crowded "station-wagon". Keep in mind this is a mild version of being Woolsie and also one of the many reason my daughter will need that therapy we previously discussed.

If any of the following examples apply to you or your family.......well .......that makes you a Woolsie:

• Go to the laundry mat more then once a year, regardless of the reason (Laundry Mat = 100% Woolsie)
• You have a yearly garage sale or shop at garage sales
• Missing any obvious teeth........or any teeth at all
• Have a vehicle that doesn't run anywhere on your property
• Have a family reunion in Kentucky
• Chew tobacco of any sort
• Blow snot-rockets in public
• Have more the 6 children and are not Catholic
• You see someone you know in public and they avoid you like the plague

Please keep in mind that this is a small list and is not limited to the action that can make you a Woolsie. It can happen at any time so please be prepared!

I'm pretty SURE this is The Woolsie Family Reunion.......in Kentucky!

My Future Blogging Topics

So I've had a lot of "things" on my mind lately. I have decided to make a list of a few topics I need to discuss.......... OUTLOUD to make myself feel better and possible make the world a better place.

• The Woolsies
• Child Comparison
• Oliver
• RToT (random train of thought)
• Poetry
• Smoking
• Secret-ary
• Motherhood
• Reproduction

I am really hoping to discuss these topics with you very soon. But.......because I am a secret-ary my goal is to not tell any one I know about my blog.......but to only converse with complete strangers. No creepy people though!

Introducing........US!

We are the Guru's. That of course is NOT our real last name because that's just silly BUT for blogging sake, let's just roll with it! We consider ourselves to be a "normal" family but to some.....okay..... most people may disagree. I am constantly reminding my husband The Pepsi Guy that our sweet daughter, Good Girl, will need therapy at some point in her adult life because she is lucky enough to call us "Her Parents"! I personally know that one day she'll repeat "that quote" out loud when introducing us and be completely embarrassed. We on the other hand will try our best to completely embarrass her, much like our parents did throughout our childhoods. I will consider this my responsibility as a parent to help "build her character" just as my mother once told me. Don't you think I turned out alright? Okay.....don't answer that question just yet!

Popping My Cherry!

Hello! My friend Malea sent me a blog from one of her buddies. I seriously chocked from laughing so hard......I'm talking water coming out of my nose because it was so funny! So I thought to myself........I can definitely do this. Besides, I'm already so bored with the whole "MySpace" thing and I needed a NEW and EXCITING way to challenge my not so creative....CREATIVITY!

So bare with me (not the naked kind) while I figure all of this out. In the meantime, entertain yourself sweetened*taters It's about a mother/wife raising 2.5 yr. old identical TRIPLETS in Iowa. How can you NOT love it already!