Jun 11, 2008

Damn Hedgeapples.....


As I described the softball size, ant infested, growing from the trees, weapons of mass destruction, "green ball things" in my last post I discovered they are actually call "Hedgeapples".

Have you ever had a hedgeapple thrown at your head at approximately 40mph? Imagine getting hit by one, the first initial contact knocks you down and then there is the stinging, the instant swelling, next the vibrant colors of bruising set in. Then you finally catch your breath and when you try to stand back up the week long limp begins to become more obvious with each painful step.

Sounds like great fun! Are you up for a game of Hedgeapple War?

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