I won 263 million dollars.....

I officially have one hour and thirty one minutes until this "work" day is over……did I also mention that I don't have a damn thing to do?

Inspired Blog………….Random Train of Thought…….aka: RToT (Unedited)

Here we go……………okay this could get a little scary because I have a strange way of thinking but I wonder if anyone one ever reads my blog post or what they must think of me, not that I really care what people think but some feed back would be nice …or would it just piss me off? Hmmm…I should check eBay to see if I won my third auction of the day. I f**Ken hate ebay because I can't stop from buying crap all the time, good thing I started to sell the crap I bought on ebay back to those other fools. I made $70.01 yesterday……too bad I spent most of it already…….so much for saving for vacation. At least it's not CraigsList! DAMN IT! Ebay email telling me I WON the auction…please hold. Got to piss away some more money. Okay so I just paid a whole $1.26 item (300157801111) a 5 MUNCHKIN SEA SQUIRTS BATH TOYS. NEW/SEALED. Bath toys for GG……..just what she needs, another reason to stay in the tub longer & prune up, I love it when she sticks her face in the water to blow bubbles. It's cold today and the leaves are starting to fall, duh it's FALL. I like colored leaves, they are kinda stinky though, dead things usually do smell………DEAD. This weather is perfect to burn some s**t! My chair is super squeaky……and annoying, OH YEAH…… I can squeak to "Smoke on the Water"……that's kinda cool and still annoying. I wonder who I can piss off on The Voice today. Those people fricken hate me…… bunch of losers on there, they really have no life…… "Instead of calling my buddy on a cell I think I'll write some stupid s**t on the community blog and think I'm funny but I'm REALLY SO LAME". They should just have a big 80's themed orgy and get it over with it all ready. I think I'll start a new post called "Who's cumming with me! 80's Orgy!!!" I bet that's gonna be a HOTT topic. I can't believe BIGWOOD is 31 today…31 WOW…MMM cake! If I wear a Professional Wrestler, my finishing move would be to smash cake in my opponents face and the lick it off. They could call me Betty Rocker because I would SOOOOO Rock! I bet Rich Franklin would look good in cake! I am so frickin bored! I think I might just die if I search the internet for just one more second. Is it possible that I have completely traveled the internet super highway? Why do these people keep calling for the Parts Dept???? Quit breaking your shit you stupid construction people………"Smoke on the Water…fire in the skyyyyyy" That song rocks! Watch it be stuck in my head the rest of this forever long day.I won 263 million dollars.....I won 263 million dollars.....I won 263 million dollars.....I won 263 million dollars.....I wish that really happened...stupid dream!

So I managed to kill about 30 minutes of this useless junk of writing. I have also debated posting this but………no one reads this crap anyway …right? RIGHT!

So now I have an hour.....Challenge me to a game of Pocket Pool.....anyone, anyone?

Good Girl.....not so much!

Our sweet little Kendall is growing up so quickly! It's funny to watch her learn new things every day………..especially now that she is really discovering her "boundaries". Most of you who spend a lot of time with us understand that Kendall has a rather extensive vocabulary for a 14 month old and everyday she is saying new things.

She dropped her pumpkin the other day & I swear I thought she said "damn it!".

So now we are putting two words together like "Thank You" or "Bye Daddy" or "No Maggie" but more recently…….. "Good Girl".

I understand the meaning of the words Good Girl to be – "A Girl who is Good"

Somewhere the definition of this particular phrase she been mistranslated to my Daughter.

This morning I was getting ready for work. Kendall has some strange fascination with our bathrooms……the toilets to be more specific. I stepped out of the bathroom for only a few moments….I spy on Kendall as she is dancing to The Wiggles. I know in the back of my mind she is waiting for me to make my move. I step into the bedroom to slip on my clothes & suddenly I hear her little mischievous giggle (the one where she knows it's wrong but continues to do it anyway & can't stop laughing because it's so much fun to be bad!). So I rush into the bathroom to find Kendall…..once AGAIN…… splashing a toy (luckily not my phone)…… armpit deep in toilet water! When she sees me her laughter becomes louder & no longer disguised…….. the splashes become tsunami like. **There was actually a brief moment that I thought I may have given birth to Ursula from Disney's The Little Mermaid** . So I snatch her up kicking & STILL giggling as I wash her up in the sink. I'm telling Kendall NO in my firm Mommy Voice and then she turns to me so sweetly, looks into my eyes & says "Good Girl". I try to reason with her & tell her only Bad Girls & Boys play in the toilets……all along she continues to babble "Good Girl".

Fast forward………..30 minutes

I'm getting ready to walk out the door & I swoop Kendall up for a good bye kiss. She babbles with me for a few minutes telling me "Bye-Bye" & "Go". Suddenly she poked me it the eye & said "Eye"….I didn't even SEE it coming!!!! Now remember these are the same little fingers that were just playing in the toilet. My eyeis now starting to water & I grab a tissue …….she starts frantically YELLING, "GOOD GIRL, GOOD GIRL". I believe she knew she hurt me & really felt bad about it. So I kiss her some more & tell her Yes, Good Girl & she gave me a hug. It was really sweet!

I think we're going to start working on "Keeping your poky fingers to yourself"……or "Where's Daddy's Eye".........possibly "Sorry" Those sound like fun to me!